1. Peach

    Mario, this picnic is lovely. I'm so glad I get to spend time with you!

  2. Mario

    Anything for a princess with eyes as bright as fire flowers.

  3. Peach

    Oh Mario, you're the sweetest.

  4. Luigi

    Hold up, you call that a pick up line? Check this out. Hey Peach, my other Tanooki suit has the tail in the front… if you know what I'm saying.

  5. Mario

    Dude, that's my girlfriend!

  6. Luigi

    Whatever bro, she's not Queen Peach yet. She's open-game for all.

  7. Toad

    You're saying Peach is available? Hey Peach, this box is out of coins, can I bang on yours?

  8. Peach

    Eh… no?

  9. Mario

    Watch it mushroom-man.

  10. Toad

    What do you expect, she keeps me under her dress during Brawl matches.

  11. Mario

    But she's MY girlfriend.

  12. Luigi

    Not for long. Word just got out that Peach is single and everyone's lining up to get a crack at her.

  13. Birdo

    Hey Peach, you think this is impressive, wait till you see my O-face.

  14. Chain Chomp

    Yeah, I hear you're off the chain, but I'm kinda into restraints.

  15. Star

    Hey baby, lose these suckers and grab on. I'll be the best 10-seconds of your life.

  16. Bowser

    Do you want to go to Big World? Just blow a little on my warp-whistle.

  17. Daisy

    Hey girl, let me know if you want to Double Dash with Mario and me sometime.

  18. Peach

    What!?

  19. Mario

    Finally, someone with some sense!

  20. Peach

    …..

  21. Mario

    I mean….umm….Everyone stop hitting on my girlfriend.