Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
I found the perfect thing to say to people who start giving me shit on X-box live. Whenever someone starts pissing me off I respond to them by saying "listen can you please stop talking to me while I'm trying to jack off? It's super distracting and to be honest kind of weird of you." Everyone either awkwardly stops talking or laughs because of the awesome sentences I formed. (Also I want to make it clear that I don't actually jack off while playing xbox).-Dantastic
While I was playing Gears of War 2 the other day, after this kid that sounded no more than 7 years old got killed, he said: "I swear to fucking Jesus Christ if I get killed one more time, I'm going to ejaculate into my disc-drive".-Rene V.
Me and my wife's brother were playing Halo 3. We always act like we are stupid. So at the beginning of the team slayer match we kept acting like we were playing capture the flag. Always asking, "where is the flag, do you know where the flag is?" Every now and then we would stick someone and yell "I have the flag!" and dart in the other direction. We had our team believing we thought we were playing capture the flag. Eventually it got to the middle of the game and everyone but us left the game. The three of them had a total of 2 kills. The rest of the match we both owned the other team. We beat them and both had more then 20 kills. At the end of the game in the lobby the other team was saying good job being nice, and we asked the other team "so
where was the flag we couldn't find it?" It was quiet for a few seconds and one guy just yells "WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE NOT PLAYING CAPTURE THE FLAG. WE GOT ASSFUCKED BY TWO ASSHOLES WHO DID NOT EVEN KNOW WE WERE PLAYING TEAM MOTHER FUCKING SLAYER. GOD DAMN YOU GUYS SUCK!"-Nick K.