Alright, let's do it! For Auir!
Yeah, let's-wait, are those swords?
Beam swords! Yeah!
Back up. Aren't we super advanced aliens?
Why do we have sword?. Even the humans have guns. Not swords. Guns. You'd think we'd get that figured out by now
Well yes. But they have beams. And do they have this much zeal!?
Yeah, they have these things called "Stim Packs".
Yeah. It's mechanical zeal.
Also, it actually helps them. And they can shoot things.
Okay, okay, yeesh. But my swords are good at taking out Zerglings-
Right, those little insect dogs. That are attacking robot aliens, correct?
Okay, but this isn't fair. There are way more of them than us.
The insects, right?
Okay, just checking. That the super advanced robot aliens are scared of insects.
Well, for one thing there are a bunch of them. And they're really fast, or they shoot us.
Well, can't you like, charge at them?
Oh, no. You'd have to like, wait a while, make things, and then pay a lot to do it.
So, basic things such as running aren't even covered by 'zeal'. Which is literally the only thing you have to offer. Other than, um, swords.
Right. Unless there are concussive shells, in which case I decide to just get my nap on.