Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
Recently I was playing Borderlands on Xbox live. I am new to the game, so I didn't mind when a young kid was giving me items and showing me how to play. He seemed nice enough, and there hadn't been any racial slurs, so I figured why not? I'll keep playing. Shortly after we decided to be friends, he tried to get me to pretend to be his dad. It was awkward, and I felt bad for the kid, but I couldn't help pressing the power button, backing away from the tv, and curling up in the fetal position.-Nick
I just joined a game of COD:BO and the first thing I here is some kid talking to his mom and he says "Ya he ran all the way up the street peeing on the neighbors yard."-Harry
As I entered a lobby in Halo Reach, someone was finishing a statement, saying "What I love most about when I orgasm is that I can feel my prostate. It's just moving around back there."-Ryan
So my friend's little brother was playing Team Death Match on Black Ops. He hands me the mic so I could start trolling people. After no one would reply because they were too into the game. I pull up Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up. I yelled into the mic "YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!! BITCHES!!" But they yelled back and told me to put the song back on . Everyone with a mic was singing along to it.-Amy
One late night while playing Dead Space 2 multiplayer over the PSN I joined a game and as soon as I got in some guy said "Of course I have a pocket pussy and I use it regularly. Anyone who says they don't have a pocket pussy is a fucking liar". The entire lobby laughed, and to this day I still feel better than him because not only do I not have a pocket pussy or some other masturbation tool, but a steady girlfriend.-Tron