Picture Important Work In Mass Effect
June 03, 2013"A hamster the size of a ship? …the Reapers will never see this coming!"
Picture Never Marry a Sith Lord
June 03, 2013It's bad luck to see the bride before she murders the wedding party.
Picture Mario Took His Time
May 31, 2013I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess doesn't need your lazy ass anymore.
Picture Darth Vader Made Out of Electronics
May 31, 2013I find your lack of Game Boy shoulder disturbing.
Picture Final Fantasy 7 Comic Cover
May 31, 2013Keep this issue in a safe place – the value decreases if its struck by a meteor.
Picture Nerd-Friendly Temperature Descriptions
May 31, 2013When it's Mordoring outside, come in and Hoth off a little.
