Picture The Wii King
May 08, 2013Hail to the king until his mom picks him up in her minivan at 6.
Picture Stress vs. Time (While Playing Snake)
May 08, 2013Sometimes you need to slow down and smell the ever-growing snakes.
Picture Bioshock Infinite and Dishonored Parallels
May 07, 2013There's always a man. There's always a city. There are always magic powers that summon animals.
Picture Mother's Day Gift Ideas from Amazon
May 07, 2013After all, everyone playing it will have already had sex with your mom.