Bad news is, they're all insane. The good news is they're insane in funny, highly-quotable ways.
Plumbers prefer blondes.
Oh great, another 3D Sonic. Just what I wanted.
Picture Amazing Link Paper CollageJune 07, 2011
Hyrule's hero gets two-dimensional.
You better pray raptors never figure out how to use portals.
Picture Mega Man X TattooJune 07, 2011
No Mavericks are going to mess with this guy.
Picture Mario Kart Race IRLJune 06, 2011
Looks like the graphics on Nintendo's next system are going to be insane.
Picture Mario Mushroom CloudJune 06, 2011
Good thing all those people had extra lives.
Picture Giant Nintendo Logo TattooJune 06, 2011
All you Nintendo fanboys out there better step your game up. This is the new guy to beat.
Picture Space Core AstronautJune 07, 2011
Dreams do come true!