" also, would you mind trading me a Sandslash?"
Picture Hipster PeachMay 07, 2013
Rescue her as fast as your fixed-speed bike will take you.
Too bad wallets only carry 999 rupees.
Picture Hipster BowserMay 01, 2013
His lairs are underground.
Picture The Most Dangerous Car ActivityMay 08, 2013
Get ready to use your crash move.
Picture Fictional Time Travel FlowchartApril 24, 2013
If you need to start over, just get the Earth to spin in the opposite direction.
Picture Chips Are Videogame AccessoriesApril 30, 2013
Possibly the most accurate store display ever.
Picture The Problem With Samus CostumesMay 16, 2013
Even Nintendo doesn't remember she exists.
Picture Jon Snow and the WargMay 16, 2013
You really, really know nothing, Jon Snow.