Picture Xbox DoorstopMay 09, 2013
How the mighty have fallen.
Picture Mario Fire HydrantMay 07, 2010
Damn you water levels! Damn you to hell!
Real estate prices are more depressing than the Ice King's origin story.
Slow 'n steady 'n cyborg wins the race.
Shoes, glorious shoes.
Picture Why We Have Wireless ControllersMay 17, 2013
Take that, nostalgia.
Picture Mario Gets Too Much SunOctober 17, 2013
In Super Mario Bros. 3, you can kill the sun by kicking a turtle shell at it, thus making Mario the most powerful videogame protagonist of all time.
Picture Never Marry a Sith LordJune 03, 2013
It's bad luck to see the bride before she murders the wedding party.
They're really asking for it.
"Houston, we have so, so many problems."