Picture The Lego of ZeldaAugust 09, 2013
"Link, you must save Hyrule from Ganon and his K'nex army!"
To celebrate, Hideo Kojima created a birthday cake that you can't eat unless you watch a 40-minute cutscene.
I can't quite put my anus on it...
Picture Guardians of the 16-Bit GalaxyFebruary 20, 2014
We're having such Groot time, we're having a ball.
Fulfill all your childhood ion-blaster destruction fantasies.
After all, everyone playing it will have already had sex with your mom.
Picture Mario Bros. 3 Secret TechniqueSeptember 05, 2013
You need the "Pee-Wing" to pull off this maneuver.
Picture That'll Do, Samus.January 07, 2014
Metroid: Other ZZzzzzzzz
This was made by either the saddest 30-something or the world's most brilliant 4th grader.
Picture Bane Mask Face PaintFebruary 10, 2014
"No one cared who I was until I put on the paint."