To be fair, the word "assassin" already has two asses in it.
Picture Tails / Canadian Flag TattooJune 07, 2012
This is the kind of tattoo you never regret because you died of a Mountain Dew overdose at age 19.
Picture Hulk PugJuly 26, 2012
Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry (because then he barks a lot)
Picture Amazing Foam Spider-Man HandFebruary 07, 2011
Useful for comic-book conventions and cheering your favorite #3-ranked sports team.
Picture Duck Hunt LampFebruary 23, 2011
You've got to find some use for the zapper after you break it throwing it at that f#%king dog.
Picture Ewok Bento BoxOctober 11, 2012
The Empire finally gets its revenge.
Picture Super Dollar-io Bros.November 29, 2012
Lakitu's gonna make it rain.
Picture Onix TattooJuly 08, 2011
So let's see. An electric mouse vs. a 30-foot monster snake made out of solid rock. That's fair.
Picture C-3PO PastaJuly 14, 2011
Human-cyborg relations have never been tastier.
Picture Bachelor Spider-ManMarch 27, 2013
The CEO of Play-Arachnid magazine.