This explains why you were having such a hard time playing Halo 3 with that jar of salsa.
Picture R2-D2 Has To GoAugust 29, 2012
"So this is the message you had to deliver?"
Picture Diablo 3 Gamer Is PissedAugust 31, 2012
He just dropped some epic loot on that desk.
Picture Awesome Sauron / Saruman CosplayMarch 02, 2011
"Sweet costume party, Dark Lord of Mordor. Ugh, who let those hobbits in?"
Picture Nerd Girl's N64 TattooJuly 08, 2011
"Of course I have a controller tattoo. How else am I going to play my Mario 64 tattoos?"
Fulfill all your childhood ion-blaster destruction fantasies.
I think he'd look better in a nurse uniform.
Picture Marine Goes SightseeingAugust 22, 2011
Jacked up and good to go see the world!
Picture Bioshock Little Sister CosplaySeptember 01, 2011
"Careful, I hear her dad is nuts."
People really relate to his feelings on traps.