I'm Commander Shepard and this is the worst tattoo on the Citadel.
Because "warring political factions" aren't just on HBO.
I liked Diglett better back when he was underground.
This explains why you were having such a hard time playing Halo 3 with that jar of salsa.
Picture R2-D2 Has To GoAugust 29, 2012
"So this is the message you had to deliver?"
Picture Diablo 3 Gamer Is PissedAugust 31, 2012
He just dropped some epic loot on that desk.
Meanwhile, NASA wastes our taxes on robots that don't even have machine guns in their heads.
Picture Awesome Sauron / Saruman CosplayMarch 02, 2011
"Sweet costume party, Dark Lord of Mordor. Ugh, who let those hobbits in?"
I think he'd look better in a nurse uniform.
Picture Nerd Girl's N64 TattooJuly 08, 2011
"Of course I have a controller tattoo. How else am I going to play my Mario 64 tattoos?"