Picture The Two KingdomsJanuary 03, 2014
If there's one thing I've learned from games, it's that lava means "inherently evil".
Ironically, you'd need to be high on mushrooms to wear this.
Picture Mario Took His TimeMay 31, 2013
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess doesn't need your lazy ass anymore.
Picture The Death of a HeroApril 08, 2013
What goes 1up, must come 1down.
Picture Badass Princess PeachJanuary 31, 2013
She's going to kick Bowser's ass into another castle.