Picture Star Wars: Episode 8-BitJanuary 16, 2014
The Princess is in another Death Star.
Picture Li'l Vader's Big SurpriseJanuary 20, 2014
You think that's disappointing, wait till he sees the prequels.
Here it is, folks. The only way a Lakitu reference will get you physical affection of any kind.
Warmer than a Tauntaun's intestines!
...and that's how you turn a trip to the dollar store into a bajillion likes on Instagram. Cowabunga!