Picture A Xenomorph Grows in BrooklynApril 03, 2014
If this is the only infestation you come across in your Brooklyn apartment, you're lucky.
Watch out, he has a tendency to use "water gun" when you change his diaper.
In the 80's there was one simple message: Space is full of gross stuff.
Picture Very Cute, Yoda Baby IsFebruary 04, 2014
... but what's her medichlorian count?
Picture A Xenomorph Family ChristmasDecember 19, 2013
Get away from my presents, you bitch.