Setting impossible zombie-killing standards amongst young girls.
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
This is so dumb even Willy Wonka would be like "ok yeah guys let's tone it down".
The perfect gift for your loved ones, or H.R. Geiger.
... and the beatdown goes on. (see more at machomanwins.tumblr.com)