You don't get to over 300 million consoles sold without making a few hardware changes. Thanks to http://wish.co.uk for sharing this!
All you need is some paper (made from nearby sugarcane). (download the template here)
Get a thumbfull of this.
Reminds me of that one time we went to Comic-con on LSD.
It's like watching Han Solo go into the carbonite chamber all over again.