He's the best at what he does, and what he does is very stabby.
Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
This took place in Mexico City, so let's just go with Mex-Men for now.
From Hugh Jackman to Huge Jacked Man.
I don't think the world is ready for Storm to be played by a black actress.