Please, just hug your screen until the tears stop.
Picture Luigi's Player One From Now OnOctober 04, 2013
"From now on, every year's the year of Luigi..."
Picture Mario, You PervOctober 02, 2013
I'm sorry, Mario, but your HR-mandated sexual harassment class is in another castle.
Picture Horrifying Mario FacepaintAugust 07, 2013
"It's a-me YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE."
Picture Realistic Mario Piranha PlantOctober 05, 2012
Quick, someone go eat a flower so we can burn this thing to the ground.