I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess keeps her cash in another castle.
Picture Princess Peach, Simpsons-izedJuly 03, 2013
Eh, she stopped being worth saving after World 9.
Picture Super Mario Romance NovelApril 25, 2012
From the acclaimed author of "50 Levels of Gray" and "Love in the Time of Triforce."
Plumbers prefer blondes.
Next week, how to fold the Magna Carta into a Cheep-Cheep.