Picture Mario Kart Lakitu IRLOctober 02, 2013
"I've been driving down Toad's Turnpike for four hours and still haven't seen an exit."
Picture Mario Kart IRLApril 26, 2013
Lay off the gas pedal, I think Luigi has a blue shell.
Picture The Best Way To Play Mario KartDecember 19, 2012
Unfortunately, playing this way requires lots of turtle mutilation.
Picture Mario Cycle: Battle ModeDecember 03, 2012
Calling all officers: a group of dangerous bikers have been seen in the area, mutilating turtles and littering banana peels.
Picture Mario Kart Item Boxes Chalk ArtOctober 26, 2012
In unrelated news, a bunch of turtles with their shells ripped off were discovered about 20 yards away.