Spider-Lizard, Spider-Lizard, does whatever a "Mwanza Flat-Headed Rock Agama" can.
I don't know what any of that Japanese caligraphy says, but I'm gonna have it tattooed on my shoulder blade just in case.
Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
All you need is some paper (made from nearby sugarcane). (download the template here)
Only you can prevent forest fire-types.