Picture "The Last of Bros"December 04, 2013
The fungus... it's the only thing keeping him alive...
Picture Smells Like NintendoOctober 07, 2013
"... but where's Mario's penis?" asked the adult man, as he realized what a bizarre farce his life had become.
Picture More Like "Adequate" MarioSeptember 18, 2013
You know, there's mushrooms for that kinda thing.
Picture HeisenbooSeptember 16, 2013
Meth use can lead to death and even bashfulness.
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess keeps her cash in another castle.