Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.
Picture Mordor Door SignSeptember 06, 2012
You shall not pass without a sledgehammer.