Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.
Picture Mordor Door SignSeptember 06, 2012
You shall not pass without a sledgehammer.
If he can't have the One Ring, he'll at least have great cheesecake in a fun family atmosphere.