Picture Super Mario (Water) WorldJanuary 16, 2014
You don't understand, he can't be caught. He triple-jumps through the raindrops
Picture The Two KingdomsJanuary 03, 2014
If there's one thing I've learned from games, it's that lava means "inherently evil".
Picture Mario Took His TimeMay 31, 2013
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess doesn't need your lazy ass anymore.
Picture Mario's Last Yoshi EggDecember 07, 2012
On Yoshi's Island, no one can hear you scream.
Picture Badass Mario & PeachNovember 13, 2012
"It's a-me your worst nightmare."