Picture Big Daddy LunchApril 25, 2013
No gods or kings. Only lunch.
Picture If Bioshock Were Made By DisneyMarch 01, 2013
A man chooses, a mouse obeys.
Picture Bioshock Etch-a-SketchOctober 17, 2012
No pens or pencils. Only knobs.
Picture Mr. Potato Head as Big DaddyMay 29, 2012
Would you kindly put my arms in?
"Mr. Head, could you remain seated for the portrait? No? You're just going to rape and murder that mannequin monster in the corner? Cool, sure, whatever you want. Just please don't hurt me."