Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
Picture Pokemon Card Birthday InvitationApril 29, 2013
Might as well toss 'em, not even holofoils.
Whoa, he got Sonic and Shadow to come? Not even Knuckles could pull that off.
Happy 33rd birthday, David! We got you a cake with everything you wanted, except your parents' respect.
Picture Plants vs. Zombies Birthday CakeMarch 29, 2011
Normally I don't let vegetables or the undead anywhere near my cake, but this is an exception.