Picture Metroid RevelationOctober 23, 2012
Should have paid more attention when Samus kept saying she needed to get some tampons after this.
Picture The Nintendo AvengersApril 29, 2013
Bringin' the Mario Party to you
Picture Gamer GirlFebruary 01, 2013
Any n00b you can pwn, she can pwn harder.
Picture Metroid 1950's Energy Tank AdJanuary 25, 2013
From the people who brought you Chozo Puffs.
Picture Zero Suit Samus Googles HerselfJanuary 23, 2013
Other videogame characters that should not Google themselves: Sonic, every single Pokemon, Princess Peach, and literally every single videogame character ever.