Picture Star Wars: BFFsMarch 14, 2013
That villainous Luke Skywalker almost ruined everything.
"Join the dark side, Luke. Our lightsabers have an extra ball at the end."
Clean-shaven face leads to stubble, stubble leads to beards, beards lead to suffering for others, for not also having sweet beards.
Picture Disney's Star WarsNovember 08, 2012
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if 101 dalmations suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
Picture How To Become A JediJune 06, 2012
Can you do flips, carry a green midget around, and make things float with your mind? Congratulations, you're a Jedi!