A wizard is never late for Calvinball.
Picture Incredible Gandalf Back TattooDecember 20, 2012
There and backtat again.
Picture I Got The Magic StickSeptember 17, 2013
Depending on the time of day, "Bo Staff" or "Gondola Pushy Stick" also make sense.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.
Picture Gandalf Drawn in Chair FabricFebruary 13, 2013
Whoever sat here last must have a magical ass.