Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Picture Lord of the DonutsApril 06, 2014
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.