Picture Elderly Wario Chases MarioAugust 29, 2012
Wario. Wario never changes.
Picture Mario Golf IRLJuly 12, 2011
I'm not comfortable with the realistic direction this franchise took.
Picture Wario-Man vs. Riot CopsMay 23, 2011
It was a peaceful demonstration right up until Wario activated his Final Smash.
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
Better safe than zombie.