A wizard is never late for Calvinball.
There's no problem too big for an immortal, all-powerful wizard.
Picture I Got The Magic StickSeptember 17, 2013
Depending on the time of day, "Bo Staff" or "Gondola Pushy Stick" also make sense.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.
Picture Gandalf Drawn in Chair FabricFebruary 13, 2013
Whoever sat here last must have a magical ass.