Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Picture Gandalf Checks His EmailsMarch 16, 2014
The wi-fi password says "Type friend and enter."
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
It's this kind of image that makes a 20-minute barrel chase look like a REALLY GOOD IDEA.
Keeping West Midlands safe and protected from Orcs, Wyverns, and Balrogs.