He'll give you more than just a papercut.
Picture Assassin's Creed MotivationDecember 01, 2010
Hay is for horses! .And criminals.
To be fair, the word "assassin" already has two asses in it.
Picture Homer's CreedJuly 16, 2010
Or "Fatassin's Creed."
Picture Pikachu KittenFebruary 14, 2011
Dying his fur was the easy part, it's fitting him into the pokeball that's proving tricky.