Picture Gamer Flasks by Athena's WinkFebruary 25, 2014
Because sometimes, you need to sneak some mana-potion into a movie theater. Athena's Wink Etsy Page
I don't know what any of that Japanese caligraphy says, but I'm gonna have it tattooed on my shoulder blade just in case.
Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
All you need is some paper (made from nearby sugarcane). (download the template here)
So, a nerdy pirate went shopping at Walmart.