So, a nerdy pirate went shopping at Walmart.
HEY JUST TAKING MY HU-MAN CHILD ON A WALK. DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO EXPLODE ANY TIME SOON.
Picture Minecraft Spotted in the Wild.August 08, 2013
Don't worry, I have a wooden sword.
Picture AT-AT Liquor CabinetJune 13, 2013
With that much alcohol, they'll probably just fall down on their own.
A picture's worth 1000 screams.