Picture Super Mario (Water) WorldJanuary 16, 2014
You don't understand, he can't be caught. He triple-jumps through the raindrops
Picture The Two KingdomsJanuary 03, 2014
If there's one thing I've learned from games, it's that lava means "inherently evil".
Picture Mario Took His TimeMay 31, 2013
I'm sorry, Mario, but our princess doesn't need your lazy ass anymore.
Picture The Death of a HeroApril 08, 2013
What goes 1up, must come 1down.
Picture Super Killer MarioFebruary 13, 2013
No more Mr. Nice Plumber.