Picture The All-Stars of Nerd CultureJanuary 18, 2013
Meanwhile, Crash Bandicoot continues to sit by the phone. Someone will call any day now. They have to
Picture Master Chief Meets SamusSeptember 07, 2012
If you can't ball with the best, get off Zebes!
Picture Video WarsMay 31, 2012
Use the Game Genie, Samus.
Picture How to Improve Zero-Suit Samus5 days ago
This makes infnitely more sense than "jet-powered high heels".
Although this still doesn't explain how she can roll into a ball without snapping her spine.