Picture Mountain Dew Master Chief HelmetMarch 07, 2012
All that sugar is going straight to his head.
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
Better safe than zombie.
... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.