Picture Minecraft ClippyMay 10, 2011
"It looks like you're attacking me with a stone axe. Have you tried an iron axe?"
I don't know what any of that Japanese caligraphy says, but I'm gonna have it tattooed on my shoulder blade just in case.
Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
All you need is some paper (made from nearby sugarcane). (download the template here)
HEY JUST TAKING MY HU-MAN CHILD ON A WALK. DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO EXPLODE ANY TIME SOON.