Picture The Creation of ValveApril 08, 2013
Welcome to the Garden of Gaben.
Yeah, and go create a popular digital distribution platform while you're at it, knife dude.
He's weak against Threequel-types.
Picture Gabe Newell as The BlobApril 12, 2012
Nothing can move him to announce Half-Life 3!
He'll save the half-life of everyone in Hyrule.