A wizard is never late for Calvinball.
Picture The Pugs of Middle EarthMay 16, 2013
One does not simply walk into Mordor our leashes don't go that far.
Picture Baby FrodoApril 26, 2013
He'll bring the One Ring to Mordor, assuming he doesn't try to eat it along the way.
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Sauron is sending his most fearsome army to destroy the castle: two beach bullies.