Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Picture Lord of the DonutsApril 06, 2014
Picture Gandalf Checks His EmailsMarch 16, 2014
The wi-fi password says "Type friend and enter."