Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Picture Chinese LOTR Covers are AwesomeNovember 01, 2013
Man oh Mandarin, that's a great book.
Picture Lego Helm's DeepOctober 09, 2013
"No one can breach the walls of Helm's Deep...unless they have one of those brick seperator things."
Picture I Got The Magic StickSeptember 17, 2013
Depending on the time of day, "Bo Staff" or "Gondola Pushy Stick" also make sense.