Not all kids were meant to be starters.
... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.
Picture Bulbasaur FashionAugust 20, 2013
Have I ever told you about the time I poke-backpacked across Europe? Only got mugged 782 times.
Rumor has it that Bill's PC has a bidet.