... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".
Picture Insert BillDecember 27, 2013
He's been letting you use his PC for over 15 years.
Picture Bulbasaur FashionAugust 20, 2013
Have I ever told you about the time I poke-backpacked across Europe? Only got mugged 782 times.
Rumor has it that Bill's PC has a bidet.
Picture Fire Looks Like IRL PonytaMay 10, 2013
It's super effective against that pile-of-wood Pokemon.