It's polite to give the doorbell One Ring.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."