It's polite to give the doorbell One Ring.
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."
Picture Sauron Made of Tolkien BooksDecember 06, 2012
It's the Dark Tower of Barad-wûrds.