It's polite to give the doorbell One Ring.
Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture Lord of the Rings Bridge WarningFebruary 11, 2013
Gandalf called in sick today.