Sauron has many spies with many eyes... but only one of them is a bajillion feet tall and on fire.
Free bagels on Friday (or "bread rings" as Linda likes to call them)
Picture Gandalf Is a Tough GraderFebruary 18, 2014
Cite your sources, you fools!
Picture IRL MordorApril 18, 2013
He seeks the One Scratch Post.
Picture The Chocolate-y Eye of SauronJanuary 03, 2013
"You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in Hershey."