Picture Hipster PeachMay 07, 2013
Rescue her as fast as your fixed-speed bike will take you.
Picture Badass Princess PeachJanuary 31, 2013
She's going to kick Bowser's ass into another castle.
Picture Black Widow PeachAugust 31, 2012
You must have it confused. It is you who needs rescuing from her.
Picture Super Mario Romance NovelApril 25, 2012
From the acclaimed author of "50 Levels of Gray" and "Love in the Time of Triforce."
Plumbers prefer blondes.