Dragonborn's moving up the corporate ladder.
Picture Scumbag AelwinJuly 22, 2011
Gee, I can't imagine how that would have come in handy before.
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
Better safe than zombie.
... it's the only logical explanation besides "a freaky radish".