I don't know what any of that Japanese caligraphy says, but I'm gonna have it tattooed on my shoulder blade just in case.
Have your birthday party on Survival Mode.
Keeping West Midlands safe and protected from Orcs, Wyverns, and Balrogs.
All you need is some paper (made from nearby sugarcane). (download the template here)
It's like watching Han Solo go into the carbonite chamber all over again.